i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I will be naked everywhere
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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