just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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