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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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