You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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