how can u be prego again
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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