The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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