when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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