38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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