I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Found your dick twin last night
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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