please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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