I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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