He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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