I wanna bring you to show and tell
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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