no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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