she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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