You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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