fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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