You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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