talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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