yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so let's talk penis.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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