It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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