Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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