I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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