I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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