wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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