You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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