dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Operation Purity has been aborted
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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