well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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