She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
ok first of all what the fuck
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