I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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