I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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