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(917): View more from New York City

you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'

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(949): View more from California

I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(310): View more from California

Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again

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(706): View more from Georgia

We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order

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