Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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