turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i drank out of a bidet.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
