as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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