she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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