last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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