It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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