But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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