Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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