He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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