Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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