her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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