why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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