if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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