is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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