Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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