Do vagina's smell?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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