I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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