what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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