at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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