is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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