rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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