Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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