That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
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Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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