found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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