I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The adults are the big ones right?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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