But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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